And Then the Prince Knelt Down and Tried to Put the Glass Slipper on Cinderella's Foot

How the Cinderella Story probably actually happened.

I really didn't notice that he had a funny nose.
And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes.
He's not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.
So I think I'll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight.
(from Don't Bet on the Prince)